Have we got some SPOOK-tacular jokes for the FANG-tastic Crestwood community! Can you answer these “BOO-tiful” riddles with your families?
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He didn’t have any “body” to go with.
What’s a ghost’s favourite meal?
Spook-ghetti and I-scream!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the “w”.
What do you call a skeleton that won’t work?
Lazy-bones!
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
What is a mummy’s favourite music?
Wrap music of course!
Why do spiders make good baseball players?
Because they are good at catching flies.
Why don’t skeletons cross the road?
They don’t have any guts.
Who was the best dancer at the Halloween party?
The Boogie-man!
-Paula Georgiou
